vajoochie:

disgusting but irresistible

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so hard

(Source: ahcalamity, via watchingdeanwinchesterdrive)

burgerkid:

making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

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thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

thesassycat:

I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper

wtf I just made that post

oh wait that is my post

I havent slept in 2 days

(Source: thesassycat, via angelswalkingtheearth)

bckys:

when u want to be friends with someone but you have no idea how to start a friendship with them and you’re just kinda like 

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(Source: chrispeen, via imjess-kidding)